1. I introduce myself and a question.


My name is Ramon Miguel Cadorna.

I was raised in Toledo with my three sisters Osasuna, Betis and Alaves. When I was at school, I learned to speak English by working the summer months on the Costa Brava as a life guard. Since then, I have studied in Madrid and now work as an investigative journalist in England. I have been involved in many high profile reports for The Sun, including an undercover penetration of Royal security; I was the first to expose Wayne Rooney's dalliance with middle aged prostitutes and also revealed to the world that ex-Manic Street Preacher guitarist Richey Edwards was in fact alive and the proprietor of the 4Reel and Rod Fish Bar in Clacton-on-Sea.

My most recent project was exposing the terrible and inhumane conditions in which Australian's exist in England: forcing themselves to work in bars and to socialise together in large communal houses and Walkabout pubs. It was during this investigation that I came upon the first indications of a shocking deception. Many of the Australians I encountered revealed that they were from 'the State of Excitement', known politically as the state of Western Australia. However, several leaked publications have suggested that Perth, the capital of WA, is also known as Dullsville or the most boring city in the world. How could this be? It suggested a cover up, a lie, a deception to the world and to the fine people who call this place home. What is the heart of the truth? Why would someone perpetrate such a lie? And who is continuing the deception, if one exists? I have taken it upon myself to go undercover and answer these questions.

I present to you the evidence and ask you to decide based upon fact: is Western Australia truly the State of Excitement?